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Beginning your review of Barbarian (Alien Barbarians of Zandipor, #1)

Jan 17, 2019 Jilly rated information technology actually liked it

Thanks to Umaiya for telling me that this book is funny. I dearest funny and sarcastic characters and books, and this one delivered large fourth dimension. I knew the author was one of my girls when I read her little note before the book began:

"To James Cameron:
Hit me up if you want to brand this into a movie.
In that location is one condition.
I go to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play Turic.
I'k set to start filming the love scenes whenever you are."

Yes, I like her.

Okay, so if you lot were ever a fan of Cherry

Thanks to Umaiya for telling me that this book is funny. I love funny and sarcastic characters and books, and this ane delivered big time. I knew the writer was one of my girls when I read her little notation before the book began:

"To James Cameron:
Hit me up if you want to make this into a movie.
There is one condition.
I get to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play Turic.
I'thousand ready to get-go filming the love scenes whenever you are."

Yeah, I like her.

Okay, so if you were ever a fan of Ruby Dixon's books, Water ice Planet Barbarians, you lot need this in your life. So freaking funny and smutty. It's smutlarious.

Avery gets abducted by aliens and ends up on a planet with dinosaurs and blueish hunks. Luckily, they need women, which we know from fiction is a very large trouble in other galaxies - women shortages. She hooks up with Turic, the mighty. Turic talks nigh himself in the third person - something that I would normally find very douchey, just somehow he makes it adorable.

And, you're adorable likewise, Elmo. You tin get away with third-person talking also.
(Sheesh, he's such a sensitive bowwow!)

Turic takes Avery back to his camp of horny smurf-dudes and things go ugly pretty fast. Manifestly, in this village, Papa Smurf is a behemothic asshole and wants to kill Avery. Now, I don't want to spoil, but shockingly, his murderous plans may non succeed. Peradventure. Like I said, I don't desire to spoil. You volition just have to read it yourself to find out if our heroine dies at the easily of Asshole Papa Smurf.

Run across? Total douche!

Turic is sweet, beautiful, and has no inhibitions at all. He has a trend to over-share. He has no idea what TMI means. Once they get to the village, he turns into this guy:

Avery is super normal, funny, and sarcastic. She kept me laughing the whole time.

This book was hilarious. And, very dirty. Don't look amazing literature, just expect to be entertained. I'yard totally reading everything else I can find by this author now. She gets me.

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Dec 07, 2016 DW rated it really liked it

Who wants a huge muscular bluish alien with a massive dick and a vibrating pelvis??

If only...

Who wants a huge muscular blueish alien with a massive dick and a vibrating pelvis??

If merely...

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Mar 11, 2019 Carvanz rated it information technology was amazing

Oh man! This volume was awesome! Well, if you like blue conflicting heroes that is. And while I might've thought they weren't really my matter…they absolutely are! There were so many laugh out loud moments. The heroine is merely real equally in what your best friend is probably similar, if non yourself. Her outlook and inner monologue were hilarious because they were exactly what I would think. So you've got that large hulking blue conflicting, Turic, who is all he-man/caveman with an immediately "Mine" mentality and ye Oh human! This book was awesome! Well, if you like blue alien heroes that is. And while I might've thought they weren't really my thing…they absolutely are! There were so many laugh out loud moments. The heroine is just real every bit in what your all-time friend is probably like, if not yourself. Her outlook and inner monologue were hilarious because they were exactly what I would remember. Then you've got that large hulking bluish conflicting, Turic, who is all he-man/caveman with an immediately "Mine" mentality and yeah, I was completely blissed out.

Thanks to my Goodreads friend Erika for recommending this book to me. I'll be digging further into this crazy new globe that'south for certain!

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Apr 10, 2018 Penny rated it actually liked information technology

Actual rating: iii.v stars.

I liked this story because it made me express mirth a lot.
This is a very light, short adorably goofy romance. It is like having a minor chocolate treat.
Avery has a smashing positive silly attitude and Turic is a babylike lovable mega-buff loyal warrior.

Part of what attracted me to this book is how like it is to Cherry Dixon's Ice Planet Barbarians books, which I really enjoy.

I can't look to keep reading this serial!

Actual rating: three.v stars.

I liked this story because it made me laugh a lot.
This is a very light, short adorably goofy romance. Information technology is like having a small chocolate treat.
Avery has a great positive silly attitude and Turic is a babylike lovable mega-buff loyal warrior.

Part of what attracted me to this book is how similar information technology is to Ruby Dixon'due south Water ice Planet Barbarians books, which I actually savour.

I can't wait to go along reading this series!

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And so I accidentally managed to start rereading this later on downloading on kindle unlimited again and equally I gave information technology a second go through and appreciated this and then much more than this second time around then I am upping my rating slightly.
With a 3-twelvemonth gap between peradventure, I'm just more attuned to embracing all that is weird and wonderful and this certainly has that in absolute spades no contest.
So brief recap Avery and her friend are kidnapped from a movie theatre (or cinema if your British like me) by alien

Then I accidentally managed to showtime rereading this later on downloading on kindle unlimited again and equally I gave information technology a 2d go through and appreciated this so much more this second time around so I am upping my rating slightly.
With a iii-year gap betwixt possibly, I'm only more attuned to embracing all that is weird and wonderful and this certainly has that in absolute spades no competition.
So cursory epitomize Avery and her friend are kidnapped from a movie house (or cinema if your British like me) by aliens and not liking their electric current fate manage to hijack the spacecraft and with the assistance of an onboard robot Tom state it on the planet Zandipor.
Hither they become chased by a vicious scary T-Rex fall into a dangerous raging river and become separated from each other.
Avery is then rescued from her dire fate by a massive brawny and blueish alien native wannabe smurf called Turic.
So this was a actually funny one that doesn't accept itself to seriously, it was all very tongue in cheek well-nigh slapstick at times and a whole lot of fun.
The Bluish aliens are not the brightest agglomeration and that includes Turic.
But though he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer he was extremely sugariness even when he was over sharing besides very enthusiastic to ane and all, especially when discovering Avery'south Culip and his eye was definitely in the right place.
This was surprisingly enjoyable but light-headed and definitely non-serious.

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3 1/two stars

Now I know how Smurfette must have felt being the only female in a hamlet full of horny blueish males.

And then much of this tale is simply ridiculous.

Mind you, that'south totally intentional and, hey, it'south hilarious at points too.

I have a feeling that Turic would be a famous porn star if he ever decided to move to earth.

I judge it's all about whether you're willing and able to get along with this particular brand of silly and smutty, and Ms. Trick eventually brought me over to her version of t

iii ane/2 stars

Now I know how Smurfette must have felt being the only female in a village full of horny blue males.

So much of this tale is just ridiculous.

Mind you lot, that's totally intentional and, hey, it's hilarious at points also.

I take a feeling that Turic would be a famous porn star if he e'er decided to move to world.

I guess it's all about whether you lot're willing and able to keep with this detail make of silly and smutty, and Ms. Play a joke on somewhen brought me over to her version of the blue side.

"Turic drank of her sweetness nectar all of final night and this morning time."
All eyes are on me wondering what my culip looks like. I tap Turic on the back. "Can we not talk about my culip in forepart of the whole hamlet delight?"
Merely he just goes on. And my cheeks get redder.

I've actually been to the blue side before with the Water ice Planet Barbarians series.

In fact, I felt that Barbarian really was a kind of parody of those books, which is pretty funny for its own reasons. (I hateful, for starters, IPB is oft referred to as 'Planet Blueballs' among its readers....)

She'southward the Saku. Destroyer of Dinosaurs and Slayer of Monsters.

And so, anyways, if you lot're looking for something serious?

Where you'll suspend all disbelief?

She opens her massive jaws and lets out a squeaking roar that has my heart pumping like a f*cking jackhammer on steroids. I swallow as I look around for a weapon. A rock. A stick. Anything.
If I'1000 going to die, I'yard going to dice fighting.
Because that's how we do stuff on planet earth.
There's goose egg but dirt and rocks that I could possibly lift up around me so I stuff my hands in my pockets, hoping for a miracle. Maybe a rocket launcher.
The key to my tiny apartment.
Information technology'southward all I have. I must take left my rocket launcher in my other shorts.
I slide the key betwixt my fingers and hold up my fists, hoping that peradventure the T-Rex will dice of laughter.

For the love of Jebus, don't wait here.

But if yous want some super dizzy, curl-your-eyes, sometimes laugh-out-loud conflicting smut with a wise-cracking heroine and a protective, massively built, hot blueish Tarzan-similar dude (with special alien gifts/skills in the sack, and who is oft referred to as a smurf of some kind past the heroine), as well as dinosaurs, an irritating (but sometimes helpful) talking robot, and massive rocks falling from the sky?

I walk back into the village like a goddamn warrior princess.
Look until Turic gets a load of this. He's going to shit his animal skin loincloth.

Then this, my friends, is the book for you.

(If you're in any mode curious about the crazysauce, bank check out my updates to see whether this particular episode of 'the blue and the derailed' might piece of work for you.)

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Apr 04, 2020 Dennis rated it liked it

Kind of an anniversary read. Concluding April my love for mint chocolate chip ice cream concluded abruptly. Thanks, Rod Holder! *shakes fist* But it was likewise the beginning of some treasured friendships. Like most friendships these days, information technology started with a genitally tentacled alien in demand of some water. Or maybe that's just me. Anyways, all of us were already prepare on this path some fourth dimension before. And I thought now would exist a good time to briefly return to the blueish side.

What is this blue side? you lot might ask. Due west

Kind of an ceremony read. Final April my honey for mint chocolate fleck water ice cream ended abruptly. Thank you, Rod Holder! *shakes fist* But it was besides the beginning of some treasured friendships. Similar most friendships these days, information technology started with a genitally tentacled conflicting in demand of some h2o. Or possibly that'due south just me. Anyways, all of us were already set on this path some time before. And I thought now would be a good fourth dimension to briefly return to the blue side.

What is this blueish side? y'all might ask. Well, it'south pretty straightforward, really. Merely your regular romance plot, but with some especially colorful protagonists.

Okay, and then this seems to be the mode it normally goes: There's a group of female person earthlings that gets abducted by some green aliens (for some reason they are always light-green). Said female person earthlings are not besides happy about it, and a bit of a tussle ensues. In all that chaos something goes wrong with the spaceship and the whole political party has to land on some coveniently positioned planet, where, withal, they face some rather unwelcoming circumstances. In this instance here information technology's dinosaurs (yay!). But that foreign world is also inhabited by very gentle blue aliens (for some reason they are always bluish) whose tribes happen to be brusk on females (of class). One of the earthlings and one of the aliens respectively go separated from the balance of their kind, and slowly (or really rather quickly) they become pretty close with each other. Just, as is often the case when you meet some conflicting friend for the first time, there's the problem of communication at showtime.

He turns and frowns as he looks down at me. "Ratchata hurew?" he says.
"I don't speak alien," I reply with a frustrated shake of my head. "I speak English and about ten words of French. Bonjour. Avion. Chaises."
He doesn't seem to empathise French either. I'm not surprised. French is hard as shit.

Yep, French is really pretty hard. Presently afterwards that point in the story other things get pretty hard as well, and likewise astonishingly big. An extended flow of la copulation follows.
The blueish ones might non speak English (or French) very well, merely they even so are extraordinarily gifted with their tongues. Add to that some quite unearthly sized and/or shaped appendages, and information technology volition surely lead to several climaxes in the story. Now would be the indicate where mint chocolate bit water ice cream might come into play. But here it does not. And anyway, for me that ship has sailed. Thanks, Rod Holder! *shakes fist*

Where was I? Ah, right, because of the female shortage on his planet the blue guy would love zip more to impregnate his precious earthling with his precious (and potentially very tasty) seed. This now, this is where the relationship might come to exist seriously tested. Simply then again, they know each other for days already, so usually it is smooth sailing.

Obviously, now the blueish guy wants to introduce his mate to his tribe. But remember, no females there. And so of course this leads to a bit of a scramble. But, big surprise, here in this particular book it doesn't happen at all for the reasons I thought it would. In fact, Turic's tribe finds Avery non very desirable. And they are also kinda rude in expressing their distaste for her. Merely Turic, ever the admirer, vigorously defends her pride.

"Avery may non exist a Sandroka," Turic says, defending me. "But she is female person. She has a culip. A beautiful culip that drips with sweetness and smells like the divine Cheecho herself. Turic drank her sugariness nectar all of last night and this morning."

"Jesus, Turic," I whisper. "TMI."

D'aww! Such a sweetheart. But, aye, Avery is right. This review also contains a little too much data already. Then, null more about the story.

This book was funnier than Water ice Planet Barbarians, merely not necessarily improve. During my first visit to the blue side I saw two characters that fabricated for a pretty sweet couple. In spite of one of them having fangs, and horns, and a tail. But exercise some small-scale anatomical differences like these really thing that much? True love comes on the inside, right?! Turic, by the way, is much more human-like. What he has in common with Vektal is his bluish skin, huge cock, and skilled natural language. But I liked Vektal and Georgie ameliorate together. They also had more of the nookie, which is pretty important for a book like this. This here of class has dinosaurs and quite some humorous $.25. Though if you want to read something funny, that too has some human/alien, er, relations in it, I would still recommend Rod Holder's Water For Alien Were-Dinos. Unless you love mint chocolate chip water ice cream and would actually much rather have it stay that mode.

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Jan 25, 2019 Mei rated it it was amazing

I discovered this by take a chance. NOT thanks to my friends Jilly and Umaiya! Yep, I know, Jilly, that Umaiya loves yous more...

But, I'm sooooo happy to have read this!!!

I don't know why people were staring at me...

This book is HILARIOUS!!! If you're having a bad twenty-four hours, you MUST read this i - it would exercise wonders for your mood!!!

There're abduction by praying-mantis aliens for breeding purposes, tin-tin stupid robots, dinosaurs, huge blue alien hunks, Smurfs, TMI ... Y'all'll not believe anything, simply yous'

I discovered this past chance. Not thanks to my friends Jilly and Umaiya! Yes, I know, Jilly, that Umaiya loves you more...

Only, I'm sooooo happy to have read this!!!

I don't know why people were staring at me...

This book is HILARIOUS!!! If you're having a bad mean solar day, y'all MUST read this i - it would practice wonders for your mood!!!

There're abduction by praying-mantis aliens for breeding purposes, tin-tin stupid robots, dinosaurs, huge blue alien hunks, Smurfs, TMI ... Y'all'll not believe annihilation, only you'll express joy your head off!!!

There're smexy times, merely they were hilarious too!!!

At the end I was laughing until tears were rolling down my cheeks!!!

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OhMyGod!

Hilarious doesn't fifty-fifty begin to embrace how funny this book was!
Total fluff but it's the all-time piece of fluff I have e'er read!
Not even kidding.

An unabridged divide star for the funny.
I wanted to share why I was rolling on the floor laughing, with my sis and before I knew it, I'd read 4 chapters aloud.
This has never happened before. xD

I mean damn! If all books past Kim Fox are this funny, she is soon gonna get an motorcar-buy writer!

OhMyGod!

Hilarious doesn't fifty-fifty begin to cover how funny this book was!
Total fluff simply it'due south the all-time piece of fluff I accept ever read!
Not even kidding.

An entire dissever star for the funny.
I wanted to share why I was rolling on the floor laughing, with my sister and before I knew it, I'd read four chapters aloud.
This has never happened before. xD

I mean damn! If all books by Kim Pull a fast one on are this funny, she is before long gonna become an machine-buy author!

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Mar 10, 2019 Erika ♥OwlwaysReading♥ rated it it was astonishing

Recommends it for: anyone who loves LOL conflicting abduction romance stories

Never idea I'd say this, but I am in LOVE with a…
Blue Alien Savior
Blue Chris Hemsworth
The extra from the prepare of Avatar
A Sexy Blueberry
The Me-Tarzan Hero
Blue Rambo
Super Smurf
Sexy Smurf
Steamy Smurf
Thoughtful Smurf
Blue Berserker
I mean… The Mighty Turic "with eight (YES Viii!!!) perfectly symmetrical shredded/large ab muscles."

Really... don't have to think too hard about this one ;)

I loved it!!!!
Sexy-Smurf-George-of-the-Jungle-Avatar similar man in
Jurassic Park... it's a thing, and I want more!

Ba

Never thought I'd say this, but I am in LOVE with a…
Blue Alien Savior
Blue Chris Hemsworth
The extra from the set of Avatar
A Sexy Huckleberry
The Me-Tarzan Hero
Blueish Rambo
Super Smurf
Sexy Smurf
Steamy Smurf
Thoughtful Smurf
Blueish Berserker
I mean… The Mighty Turic "with eight (Yes Eight!!!) perfectly symmetrical shredded/large ab muscles."

Really... don't have to recollect too hard about this one ;)

I loved it!!!!
Sexy-Smurf-George-of-the-Jungle-Avatar similar human in
Jurassic Park... it'southward a thing, and I want more than!

Basically...

=>>> Woman gets kidnapped by alien spaceship while at the movies with Best-Friend.

=>>> Adult female is told by a inexpensive can-like robot that she has been selected to become the love-slave, for breeding purposes, to a mantis similar brute earlier being beheaded and impregnated with his larvae. …nice ;)

=>>> Woman (along with other females) takes over spaceship and crashes onto a nearby planet.

=>>> On said "nearby planet" woman is rescued by Sexy Blue Rambo/Smurf named Turic.

And etc etc etc… Tin can't give too much away, but you have a tramp stamp and apartment key to await frontwards to. ;)

Avery & Turic *sigh*

I freaking loved them! They are the perfect "Me-Tarzan, You-Jane" couple.

And Avery our h… OMG Kim Fox & Juno Wells , you know how to write a heroine who tin make a reader pee her pants from laughter. I had to bust out the Depends!!!

Don't estimate me... She can write some funny $H%T!

" 'Boogalooga-moo,' I answer back with a nod. 'Goobaloober woober. I told you, I don't speak fucking alien!'… …'Yous misunderstand me,' I say, my vocalism racing. You lot encounter in my planet Goobaloober woober is the highest compliment at that place is! Information technology ways that you look similar a sexy blueberry.' "

" We finally become there and he points to a cavern. 'Cheecha pourten.' … … 'No,' I say, shaking my head. 'I said Holiday Inn. I spoke to a dainty guy named Greg on the phone. He upgraded me to an executive suite for costless.' "

There are so many more LOL moments to await forrard to. I hope you lot take a risk and give this ane a endeavor. It was fabled. Cheers Umaiya for another fantastic recommendation!!!! Keep on sending them my way ;)

Overall Rating → 5 "Sexy Smurf" STARS
Price is Right? → (view spoiler)[ Yeah $i.00 on Amazon (hibernate spoiler)]
Love Triangle? → (view spoiler)[ NO (hibernate spoiler)]
Adulterous? → (view spoiler)[ NO (hide spoiler)]
Angst Level: High, Medium, Low → (view spoiler)[ LOW (hide spoiler)]
Estrus/Language Level: Rated M, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17 → (view spoiler)[ Rated R (hide spoiler)]
HEA → (view spoiler)[ YES (hide spoiler)]
Page Turner? → YES
Would I recommend? → YES
Would I re-read? → HELL Aye!!!!
Would I read more from this author? → MOST DEFINITELY!

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Dec 18, 2016 CC rated it actually liked information technology

Then much fun!

Seriously, this volume does not take it self to seriously, merely totally delivers on the entertainment gene! I loved information technology!

Yeah it is a blue alien rip off. But that does non mean I cannot beloved information technology!

The heroine, Avery, is funny. The dialogue is hilarious. Similar when she is cursing and considering he cannot understand her, he thinks she is saying sweet and loving things.

Information technology had a story. The sexual activity was hot. The hero was awesome, and the heroine was funny. I am rolling right into the second book.

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So much fun!

Seriously, this book does not accept it self to seriously, but totally delivers on the entertainment factor! I loved information technology!

Yes it is a blue alien rip off. But that does not mean I cannot love it!

The heroine, Avery, is funny. The dialogue is hilarious. Like when she is cursing and because he cannot understand her, he thinks she is maxim sweet and loving things.

It had a story. The sex was hot. The hero was awesome, and the heroine was funny. I am rolling correct into the second book.

safety gang (view spoiler)[
he is a virgin (there are no women)
she is non but it is not really discussed
this was lite and fun.
(hibernate spoiler)]

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Oct 27, 2016 D.D. Prince rated it actually liked it

I about dnf'd this as parts felt clunky and and then much felt like Ruby Dixon's bluish alien barbaric books merely so information technology got better, more original, and information technology was express mirth-out-loud hilarious. I would read a sequel to this without a doubtfulness. I virtually dnf'd this equally parts felt clunky and and so much felt like Crimson Dixon's blueish alien barbaric books simply then it got ameliorate, more original, and it was laugh-out-loud hilarious. I would read a sequel to this without a dubiety. ...more

Ok and so I picked the book up because I am in a Ruby Dixon Ice Barbarian Facebook grouping and someone posted that this volume is a copycat volume of the blue alien hotness that is the ice barbarians but I hateful it really wasn't. The aliens are blue sure but that's it.. There's only and so many colors the aliens tin exist and green is just tacky and red is scary then bluish is the perfect median shade. (did I really merely constitutional almost colors?.. YUP)

Anyways so these women were taken from Earth (over again I meet the similari

Ok and then I picked the volume up because I am in a Cherry-red Dixon Water ice Barbarian Facebook group and someone posted that this book is a copycat book of the blue alien hotness that is the water ice barbarians just I mean it really wasn't. The aliens are blue certain but that's it.. There's only so many colors the aliens can be and light-green is just tacky and red is scary and so bluish is the perfect median shade. (did I really only ramble about colors?.. YUP)

Anyways then these women were taken from Earth (again I see the similarities only it'south likewise a pretty popular conflicting trope) They take over the ship and crash on some random planet and the women get separated. Avery gets snatched upward by Turic, our friendly blue alien. They don't speak the same language. And they sleep together pretty much immediately. But that's okay. The book is brusk and information technology was surprisingly really funny. Avery named one of the other aliens Cookie Monster and the aliens refer to themselves so he'south all "Cookie monster will protect you lot with his life!" and so I'1000 falling out of my chair laughing.. Idk why that'due south so funny but it is. Avery is hilarious.

I will defiantly be reading the next one.

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This was funny. I got this a long fourth dimension ago when it was a freebie from amazon (now it is not merely you can still borrow it if you have kindle unlimited) however I stopped reading this because of Ruby Dixon. She fabricated a comment that her work has been copied and I thought this was information technology. Notwithstanding, after reading this, it doesn't seem similar the case only I really don't know.

If you like IPB by Dixon, this is also worth a try. Information technology is definitely funnier and things don't brand sense simply that is fine also.

Expect w

This was funny. I got this a long time ago when it was a freebie from amazon (now it is non but yous can still borrow it if yous take kindle unlimited) nonetheless I stopped reading this because of Ruby Dixon. She made a comment that her work has been copied and I thought this was it. However, after reading this, it doesn't seem like the case merely I actually don't know.

If you lot like IPB by Dixon, this is also worth a endeavour. It is definitely funnier and things don't make sense but that is fine as well.

Look what amazing artwork I constitute to include here - Conan the barbarian

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What hurt this for me the near was the fashion of writing. As mention in my comments Turic's character spoke in third person. This is a trigger for me...not in a adept mode. For me information technology makes the read come up off as a joke. I can easily come across this is meant to have some light hearted fun moments but having the third person POV really threw me off.

Avery started out strong, sassy, and funny then she slowly slid into dizzy childish banter. Information technology went from adult humor to almost juvenile sense of humour.

Not for me.

Happy rea

What hurt this for me the most was the style of writing. As mention in my comments Turic's character spoke in third person. This is a trigger for me...non in a skilful style. For me it makes the read come off equally a joke. I can easily meet this is meant to have some lite hearted fun moments but having the third person POV actually threw me off.

Avery started out potent, sassy, and funny then she slowly slid into silly childish banter. It went from adult humor to most juvenile humor.

Not for me.

Happy reading! DD

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Dec 13, 2016 Leigh rated information technology liked it

Barbarian was a beautiful, short, ridiculous conflicting book very similar to another blue planet serial but I actually liked this i improve. Who wouldn't dearest a blueish alien with a huge penis and an fastened vibrator. If I had 1 complaint near these books and many like information technology the woman seem to sound so trashy to me. I guess it'due south the authors trying to be funny simply I think I miss that. Anyway already on the side by side. Barbarian was a cute, brusk, ridiculous conflicting volume very like to another blue planet series simply I really liked this one better. Who wouldn't love a blue alien with a huge penis and an attached vibrator. If I had one complaint near these books and many like it the woman seem to audio and so trashy to me. I gauge it'southward the authors trying to be funny but I think I miss that. Anyhow already on the next. ...more

I have absolutely no idea how to rate this book. It was ridiculous. Beyond empty-headed. The writer must have been high writing it. And yet I finished information technology in one sitting and laughed out loud multiple times. Information technology's every cliche nether the sun; it knows it and it'south proud of it.

Information technology'due south got:
*Hunky aliens
*Insta-dearest (/dear earlier i of the parties is fifty-fifty conscious)
*Behemothic penises, clit-vibrating appendages and tingling tongues
*Dinosaurs
*Conveniently located meteors
*Sassy robots

Would I recommend this to anyone? No

I have absolutely no idea how to rate this book. It was ridiculous. Beyond silly. The author must have been high writing it. And nonetheless I finished information technology in one sitting and laughed out loud multiple times. It'south every platitude under the sun; it knows it and it'due south proud of it.

Information technology'southward got:
*Hunky aliens
*Insta-love (/dearest before one of the parties is even conscious)
*Behemothic penises, clit-vibrating appendages and tingling tongues
*Dinosaurs
*Conveniently located meteors
*Sassy robots

Would I recommend this to anyone? No. Would I read the next volume? No. Practice I regret reading it? I don't recollect I do. It was a few hours of mindless fun.

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Silly alien smut. It was slightly funny. Like other reviewers have mentioned, you lot've got to be able to let go and just savour the story. I was able to do that for the nearly part. Idk something about blue smurf aliens merely doesn't do anything for me, but this was certainly entertaining. Silly alien smut. It was slightly funny. Similar other reviewers have mentioned, you've got to be able to allow go and just enjoy the story. I was able to practice that for the most part. Idk something about blue smurf aliens just doesn't practice annihilation for me, but this was certainly entertaining. ...more

2022 Review
I've had this volume on the dorsum burner for a reread for quite a while. When I needed a quick reread for a challenge in that location was no time similar the present. In one case again I was immediately in this story and fully backside the heroine who is kinda crazy and hilarious. The story is far too brusque and moves far too fast but that's only because it's so good. Avery and her blueish homo Turic meet & most immediately become it on (cue the conflicting sex gods who seem to create men in blue all for a woman's enjoym 2022 Review
I've had this volume on the back burner for a reread for quite a while. When I needed a quick reread for a claiming there was no fourth dimension like the nowadays. Once once again I was immediately in this story and fully behind the heroine who is kinda crazy and hilarious. The story is far too short and moves far besides fast but that'south only because it'southward so good. Avery and her blueish man Turic see & nearly immediately go it on (cue the alien sex gods who seem to create men in blue all for a adult female's enjoyment 😍😍). In no time the duo is in love just also dealing with some side issues like there existence dinosaurs on the planet. There's also the matter of a little prophecy that has Turic and his village believing Avery's 30$ tramp postage makes her a divine being, as well the one whose suppose to effortlessly vanquish all the Dino's. Something every human being woman tin can exercise of course lol. Such a dandy hilarious and completely outlandish read.

2018 Review
I've never been happier to stumble upon a book than I was with this one. For the final two years I've been on a 95% conflicting reading kick. Somehow I establish this gem and I literally recommended it to anybody I know who reads this genre. Word of warning: Practise NOT READ THIS AT WORK. This book causes unladylike snorting, laughing and outrageous outbursts that is lacking in so many books. The aliens are blueish, the men are hot, buff and totally obsessed. But don't misunderstand, while these may exist common traits in may alien fiction works, this volume (hell this series) stands out all on information technology's own and demands to exist read. If you like serious and non-funny books, walk abroad but if not pick this upwards and perk up your 24-hour interval because you'll be hooked and through all 3 earlier you know it :)

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Feb 13, 2019 Payal rated information technology liked information technology

I picked this book up thanks to my volume friend Jilly's review:

Jilly'southward Review

Information technology was light-headed, it was funny, it was explicit! Definitely a book meant for adult audiences. The MC was ridiculous and weird. The love involvement was a stupid, merely actually strong human being. Add some weird space dinosaurs to it and it made for a hilarious albeit a quick ride.

I picked this volume upward thanks to my book friend Jilly'due south review:

Jilly's Review

It was featherbrained, information technology was funny, information technology was explicit! Definitely a book meant for developed audiences. The MC was ridiculous and weird. The honey interest was a stupid, only actually strong man. Add together some weird space dinosaurs to it and it made for a hilarious albeit a quick ride.

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Not practiced.

I don't know why this got so many 5 star reviews. Wasn't funny or snarky. Avery was just annoying. Sorry, just my opinion.

Not good.

I don't know why this got so many five star reviews. Wasn't funny or snarky. Avery was simply abrasive. Sorry, merely my opinion.

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Jul 11, 2017 Miku rated it it was ok

This was an OK read

The idea of the story was good merely there wasn't so much depth in it. This was a calorie-free read with no real depths in the situation, world building and relationships.

The heroine just get it on with the hero considering he gave her great orgasms and she had no one else. She couldn't go back to Earth and all of her family, friends and acquaintances basically all people left on World were expressionless.

They made an awful wrong plow when the planet they landed was the dinosaur planet. Where ther

This was an OK read

The idea of the story was good but there wasn't so much depth in it. This was a light read with no existent depths in the situation, world building and relationships.

The heroine just become it on with the hero because he gave her great orgasms and she had no i else. She couldn't go dorsum to Globe and all of her family unit, friends and acquaintances basically all people left on Earth were dead.

They made an awful wrong turn when the planet they landed was the dinosaur planet. Where at that place are dinosaur who roamed the place freely. There the heroine got saved past the hero when she near drowned in a river filled fishes equivalent to piranhas.

Not to mention when the people on the dinosaur planet get one look on the tattoo on her back and thought she was the one prophecies as a dragon slayer. All did non become well because of their onetime main who wants to hold the power and condition among the tribe.

The only character I notice intriguing or should I say thing was the robot Tom. I just find information technology funny when he is in the book. Well I might not find it funny if I were i of the girls.

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Sep 29, 2016 Crystal rated it it was amazing

Wonderful read!

Hilarious and sexy all at in one case, yous will express joy and grinning throughout this story. Getting kidnapped and taken from earth is non what Avery had planned, she merely wanted to watch a flick and have some fun. When she crash lands on an alien planet filled with dinosaurs and is saved past a behemothic handsome blue conflicting, she is virtually fed up with life in general, and merely wants to become dwelling. When Turic sees the pink skinned beast he immediately jumps to save it, simply when he realizes information technology is a bea

Wonderful read!

Hilarious and sexy all at one time, you lot volition laugh and smile throughout this story. Getting kidnapped and taken from world is not what Avery had planned, she simply wanted to watch a movie and have some fun. When she crash lands on an alien planet filled with dinosaurs and is saved past a giant handsome bluish conflicting, she is about fed up with life in general, and just wants to go home. When Turic sees the pink skinned creature he immediately jumps to save it, merely when he realizes it is a cute exotic looking female he thinks he has gotten lucky and plant someone to conduct his children. With neither of them able to understand the other, their take chances is non easy, with Avery trying to understand this strange earth with man eating things around every corner. Will their journey bring them together in love, or volition it end in expiry and sadness? Y'all will never picture surfs the same again! I was given a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

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Mar 26, 2017 Kathryn rated it did not like information technology

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Information technology took a lot for me to finish this book. I just couldn't get into the story, but every bit I progressed it just got silly to me. I really didn't like Avery at all. She managed to survive an alien abduction, crash landing out running a dinosaur and she is still bitching and moaning almost stuff. She was abrasive and Turic just seemed kind of stupid and sex activity crazed. I kept reading in the hopes that the story got better simply it just took a turn for the stupid, IMO, with the "Kaleem" stuff. Why

***SPOILERS***

Information technology took a lot for me to end this book. I just couldn't get into the story, but as I progressed it just got silly to me. I really didn't like Avery at all. She managed to survive an alien abduction, crash landing out running a dinosaur and she is still bitching and moaning well-nigh stuff. She was annoying and Turic just seemed kind of stupid and sex activity crazed. I kept reading in the hopes that the story got ameliorate merely it simply took a turn for the stupid, IMO, with the "Kaleem" stuff. Why on earth would some large, potent aliens think a "small-scale" human could kill a dinosaur??? That part of the story just ruined information technology for me and that's maxim a lot because I hadn't been enjoying it in the commencement identify.

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January xvi, 2019 Nike rated it liked it

Is hard for me to review this book, I want to requite it a solid 4 stars but, I can't. I tin can't because I detest Avery and so much, it has been a long time since a heroine has left this bad of a taste in my oral fissure after a book, she is selfish, spoiled, lazy, manipulative and good for aught. It makes me think near that the natives of my county when through with Columbus.
And her behavior just gets worse with each book.

But okay

Perhaps Ruby Dixon's books have spoiled me; because even though I finished this book, I didn't savor information technology. Information technology was supposed to funny; only it but seemed kind of ridiculous and I but couldn't to connect to Avery. Not sure if I will continue to read more than in this series; although I am going to endeavour one of this author's shifter stories to run across if it is better than this story.

Just okay

Maybe Cherry-red Dixon's books have spoiled me; because even though I finished this book, I didn't savour information technology. It was supposed to funny; but information technology only seemed kind of ridiculous and I just couldn't to connect to Avery. Not sure if I will continue to read more in this serial; although I am going to try one of this author's shifter stories to run across if it is better than this story.

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Mar 29, 2018 Sometime marked it as did-not-finish

DNF around 23%. This book just feels a little a lot too similar to that other blue aliens romance. The narrative POV is trying for sarcastic humor merely it comes beyond every bit crass and insensitive.

It'southward just non working for me. Deleted from my kindle.

DNF effectually 23%. This book merely feels a little a lot likewise like to that other blueish aliens romance. The narrative POV is trying for sarcastic humor but it comes across as crass and insensitive.

It's just non working for me. Deleted from my kindle.

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